Mad as hell.

I was working on Who's News which is a popular feature that's been conspicuously absent the past couple weeks, and during my research discovered to my horror that Ashlee Simpson's new album, "I am Me," is number one in the nation.

No amount of my dripping sarcasm could possibly top that. Shame on anyone who bought that piece of crap. Shame on anyone who allowed it into their home.

How fitting that this news would arrive on Halloween. I'm scared out of my wits.