Presidential pardon.

President Bush pardoned the White House turkey today.

I'll pause to allow the obligatory Scooter Libby jokes.

(Admin Worm whistles patiently)

Just once, and I thought Bush might be the guy to do it, I'd like to have a President say "Fuck it, we're eating it this year." I'd like to see some brave president flip the bird, pardon the pun, to popularity and tradition, grab an axe and lop the head off the bird and cook that bastard up.

Maybe that's just me.